Are you wearing Werewolf ears?
It’s an unusual look
for a girl
But if you’re a bit of
an animal
I’m happy to give it a
whirl
Are you wearing Werewolf ears?
It’s an unusual look
for a girl
But if you’re a bit of
an animal
I’m happy to give it a
whirl
The old black witch’s cat
Has nothing much to do
He’s a sleepy old
familiar
Oddly named
Witchitypoo
He is quite partial to
a mouse
Should one happen into
view
But he doesn’t stir
himself
For he never has to
pursue
There is no thought of
chasing
And no need to bite
and chew
For with a flick of
his paw
A spell is cast by
Witchitypoo
And then he leisurely
dines
On a tasty mouse stew
It was Halloween and
We were on our way to
a party
They were both dressed
as vampires
And I was Professor Moriarty
We stopped at the
supermarket
But didn’t have any
cash
So, we thought we’d
steal some booze
Then make a dash
The bottles we wanted
Were on the very top
of the racks
Which we couldn’t
reach
So, I had to stand on
their backs
Once I had the bottles
Dracula hid them under
his cape
And without drawing
attention
We casually made our
escape
But we were caught on
CCTV
A very clear image by
all accounts
I was charged with
shoplifting
Are you wearing Halloween tights?
Oh, how they are
exciting me
Adorned with a festive
motif
What a Halloween this
will be
Are you wearing Halloween Knickers?
Is that appropriate
for vicars
Just kneel upon this
hassock
While I rummage in
your cassock
The bishop wouldn’t
think it funny
My naughty little
Wiccan honey
If your blind date is described to you
As “A Good Listener”
don’t go all romantic
Because it will be
worse than it sounds
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a ram
But he was too light
on his feet
So wasn’t worth a damn