WITCHNAPPED

On her broomstick she swoops

And into her arms she scoops

A poor unsuspecting young man

Because as a witch she can

And carries him off through the night

Then uses him for her delight

In the light of the cauldrons fire

She indulges her every desire 

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN DRAWERS?

 

Are you wearing Halloween drawers?

I would like a look at yours

I bet a pound to a penny

You’re not wearing any

There we have it at last

You are as I thought bare arsed

Of course, it makes you look loose

Even if you have an excuse

Well yes it would be regarded as a treat

And not just down your street

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN STOCKINGS? # 2

 

Are you wearing Halloween stockings?

With a wicked witch motif

Along those long festive garlands

How I wish to trace each relief

Along each luscious limber leg

An ascent exquisitely brief

To reach the Halloween treat

Beyond the wicked witch motif

IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 8

 

If your blind date is described to you

As “Professional” then start to twitch

Because it will be worse than it sounds

And she will definitely be a Certified Bitch

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 270

 

A Little Cock Sparrow

Sat on a tree,

Until a sparrow hawk

Ate him for his tea

ARE YOU WEARING A TRENCH COAT?

 

Are you wearing a trench coat?

It’s certainly got my vote

It’s got you wrapped up well

And not a soul could tell

That beneath its military style

You’re quite naked all the while

 

SEASON OF WITCH

 

When the werewolf’s howl

And vampires take to the wing

When the witches start to brew

And you hear the banshees sing

When the ghouls are on the move

And the ghosts can all be seen

Then that’s the time you know

That it’s the night of Halloween