Monday, 10 October 2022

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN CARDIGAN?

Are you wearing a Halloween Cardigan?

A cardigan? On all hallows eve

A cardy doesn’t say “night of the dead”

So, I don’t think you really believe

IF BOTANIST’S WERE TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS

 

If botanists were to achieve success

A cross germination in which to exult

Between poison ivy and a four-leaf clover

A rash of good luck would be the result

THE REASON WE KNOW THE INDIANS

 

The reason we know the Indians

Were truly the first nations

On the North America continent

Was because they had reservations

TELL ME PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW

Tell me please I want to know

Remember I asked you once before

Tell me what did Tennessee?

Was it the same thing Arkansas?

IN WHAT STATE OF DRESS

 

In what State of dress

Was she? please tell me

What did Delaware?

Was it her New Jersey?

MANY THINGS CAN BE PRESERVED

 

Many things can be preserved

In alcohol, the list nears infinity

But among that endless list

One of them is not your dignity

IT ISN’T AU REVOIR

 

It isn’t au revoir

It’s not auf wiedersehen

Nor is it arrivederci

You will not appear again

Dignitas is simply

Goodbye to pain