TELL ME PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW

Tell me please I want to know

Remember I asked you once before

Tell me what did Tennessee?

Was it the same thing Arkansas?

IN WHAT STATE OF DRESS

 

In what State of dress

Was she? please tell me

What did Delaware?

Was it her New Jersey?

MANY THINGS CAN BE PRESERVED

 

Many things can be preserved

In alcohol, the list nears infinity

But among that endless list

One of them is not your dignity

IT ISN’T AU REVOIR

 

It isn’t au revoir

It’s not auf wiedersehen

Nor is it arrivederci

You will not appear again

Dignitas is simply

Goodbye to pain

MY MUM GAVE ME THE SEX TALK

 

My mum gave me the sex talk

And during it she told me what to do

“You don’t have to put anything

In your mouth that you don’t want to”

Well, I thought about it for a while

And then I stopped eating tofu

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 256

We didn't hear the Easter bunny

Hopping down the hall;

He hopped so very quietly,

He made no noise at all!

So, we rigged up a trip wire

That he didn’t see at all

ARE YOU WEARING FRUIT?

 

Are you wearing fruit?

It doesn’t really suit

And there is a lesson

In there though my son

Never let 3 year old Joe?

Hold a ripe tomato