IF YOU ASK A QUESTION

 

If you ask a question, you

Don’t want an answer to,

Then to be perfectly clear

Expect an answer you don't want to hear

IF SOMETHING I SAID, CAN BE

 

If something I said, can be

Interpreted two ways, and one

Of the ways makes you sad or angry,

I meant the other one

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 238

 

There was an old woman

Tucked up in a basket

They use them now

Instead of a casket

ARE YOU WEARING A RUBBER?

 

Are you wearing a rubber?

That’s jumping the gun in my opinion

What do you mean you’re not wearing one?

Well, I’ll tell you, now bare back is not an option

Oh, you’re not wearing one at the moment

So, you have some kind of skin condition

ROSES ARE BLUE

 

Roses are Blue

I can see them on view

Rose you are red

Was it something I said?

MY WIFE GOT ME TO BELIEVE IN RELIGION

 

My wife got me to believe in religion

Not something you could foretell

But it was true because until

I married her I didn't believe in Hell

WHERE DID I GET MY INTELLIGENCE?

 “Dad, where did I get my intelligence?'

The young schoolboy asked his father

“Well son as I still have mine” he said

“You obviously got it from your mother”