21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 234

 

Miss Jane had a bag

It was robbed in a minute

She opened the bag

And a scouser was in it

ARE YOU WEARING CAST OFFS?

 

Are you wearing cast offs?

I don’t actually care

As long as I see them cast off

Onto my bedroom chair

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 10

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So I hope this gives you a clue

Without you in my world

My cup is empty

But your love fills me

To the brim you see

MILESTONE 60 # 4

I don’t want you to think that today

I think of you as a little older

I wouldn’t think that on your birthday

Actually, I think of you as a lot older

MILESTONE 60 # 6

Your body is showing signs of wear

But you're still young at heart

And you’re in good shape to be fair

It’s hard to tell that you’re an old fart

THE EVOLUTION OF MAN

From good boy

To a nice kid

A promising start

Then from a great guy

To a fine man

And finally, an old fart 

YOU ARE PASSED YOUR PRIME

 

You're not really old, though

You are passed your prime

But you’ve not been young

For a very, very long time