PICKUP # 12

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

“Hey baby did you clean

Your pants with Glass Gem?

Because I can practically

See myself in them”

 

I LOVE YOU BY ANY MEASURE # 4

 

I love you by any measure

You might wish to use

But I don’t know how to express

The way I feel about you

And the affect you have on me

So, I hope this gives you a clue

If you were a heavenly star

You would be the brightest by far

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHER DEAR # 2

Happy birthday, mother dear

But your dreams won’t come true I fear

The one about the ten grandchildren

I’m gay and I thought I’d made that clear

I UNDERSTAND THAT GETTING OLD TODAY

  

I understand that getting old today

Can be quite scary, at first anyway

But what's it like now would you say?

MILESTONE 60 # 2

 

Ok I have to admit it, it’s only fair

I do tend to fall asleep in the chair

But my snoring is really not that bad

Just wait until you’re old like your dad

I DON’T THINK OF YOU AS OLD

I don’t think of you as old

And what I say to everybody

Is you're just a young girl

Trapped in an old lady’s body

YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL

 

You should be more careful

I’ve told you before

Sitting in candlelight

Makes you look like Skeletor