MORAL DILEMMA

 

Two men were discussing moral issues

Surrounding the dating game

“I didn't sleep with my wife before

We got married” one explained

“Did you?” he asked the other

“I don’t know, what was her name?”

FEARFUL BEASTS

 

I stood stock still and

Feared for my nadgers

When in the presence

Of the honey badgers

DID YOU JUST FALL FROM HEAVEN?

 

“Did you just fall from heaven?”

He asked flattering her just a bit

Yes, she replied “I fell from heaven

Then I landed on another soft shit?”

TIME TICKS

 

Time ticks

Hearts beat

Butterflies,

When they meet

 

Time flies

Fast pace

Love grows

Heart beats race

 

All too soon

Alone again

Hour glasses empties

Grain by grain

 

Time ticks

Time flies

Only time now

For goodbyes

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 222

 

Cross Patch, draw the latch,

Sit by the fire and spin;

Fill a cup, and drink it up,

And don’t let your neighbours in.

ARE YOU WEARING DENIM DUNGAREES?

 

Are you wearing denim dungarees?

Even for a Feminist its a little lack lustre

And for someone as er.. Voluptuous as you

You do come across as a fat ball buster

PUT DOWN # 56

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

If he starts spinning you a line

And your tolerance reaches saturation

Just say “You’re beginning to make sense

It must be time for my medication."