I ordered a burger and fries
Even though I know it’s all full of fat
but the girl behind the counter
Monday, 29 August 2022
WHEN PEOPLE WALK INTO YOUR LIFE
When people walk into your life
You can’t always
control who
But you can control
which window
You throw them threw
POP-UPS
Life is full of people
Who “pop in” or “pop
out”
But if we were meant
to “pop”
We’d all live in
toasters
EXPLAINING TO A TECHNOGEEK
Elaine was trying to explain to her geeky boyfriend
How she had gotten
pregnant, with no luck at all
So she put it into
techno speak “when I uploaded
From your hard drive
you didn’t use a fire wall”
TWO PSYCHICS
Two psychics stopped and the first one said
As by chance they
happened to meet
“You're feeling good
today. How am I?”
As they met one another
in the street
SHE WAS DEFINITELY ONE FOR A BARGAIN
She was definitely one for a bargain
Olympic standard if I
had a hat I would doff
She liked a bargain so
much she had her husband
Circumcised for the
sake of ten percent off
YOU ARE NOT MY CUP OF TEA
You are not my cup of tea, though
You’re not beyond help
to be sure
But admitting you’re
an asshole
Is the first step
towards a cure
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