21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 162

 

I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,

The reason why I can now tell;

I only see you when I feel unwell

And you’ll sound my death knell

ARE YOU WEARING A MOUSTACHE?

 

Are you wearing a moustache?

And is that a shaving rash?

Well, I’m really sorry Ash

But I think I have to dash

I’M THINKING ABOUT TAKING A HOLIDAY # 2

 

I’m thinking about taking a holiday

But I don’t know where to go

I would like to go to Conclusions

But you have to jump there, so

As I can’t do much physical activity

I would have to reluctantly say no

HEALING HANDS

 

Jesus cured all the sick and the lame

Apart from one scruffy man at the back

Jesus gestured him to come forward

“No way” he said “I'm on disability wack”

I LOVE CELEBRATING FATHER'S DAY

 

I love celebrating Father's day

With my sons and daughters

Though I do realize it can cause 

Confusion in certain quarters

EATING WITH THE INLAWS

 

An evening spent

With my wife’s family

Is good food and wine

And gracious hostility

I WENT TO THE MOVIES LAST NIGHT

 

I went to the movies last night

And watched a really good thriller

About a man poisoning the Cornflakes

Who turned out to be a cereal killer