Monday, 6 June 2022

WHEN YOU’VE FOUND YOUR PERFECT OTHER

 

When you’ve found your perfect other

Don’t allow yourself to be hesitative

And don’t judge the woman you love

By the disposition of her relatives

WHEN YOU ARE DROWNING

 

When you are drowning

In a sea of despair

Swamped by poverty

Weighted down by apathy

No one is going to pull you out

Unless you reach up a hand

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT DOUBT

 

She is beautiful without doubt

But the one thing I cannot tell

Is whether she has more sense

Than just her sense of smell

COME AND FEEL SOMETHING SURPRISING

 

Come and feel something surprising

Its throbbing fit to burst

Well, I did mean feel my pulse

But we can certainly start their first

Sunday, 5 June 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 130

 

Remember, remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.

They had the right approach back then

Blow up  the bloody lot

ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING BLUE?

 

Are you wearing something blue?

You know, something old, something new,

Something borrowed, something blue

Are you wearing something blue?

Its ok I didn’t mean to panic you

I think you’ll find a garter will normally do

IT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN # 2

 

It happens again and again

A simple smile and I dare to chance

That this might be the one

But alas no it’s a familiar dance