You can take a horse to water
But you can’t teach it
to suck eggs
Do unto others before
their death
Every dog has a silver
lining
Every cloud has his
day
Glass houses make jack
a dull boy
A bird in the hand is
a penny earned
A new broom sweeps many
a slip
All roads lead to the stable
door
Caesar's wife begins
at home
What's the difference between
A weasel and a stoat?
They can both be used
To make a fine coat
So that’s not the
answer
Well, no need to
lament
One's weasily
recognized
The other stoatly
different.
Just a little heads up
When everything's
coming your way,
Don’t get too cocky
You’re just in the
wrong lane. Ok?
I don’t compare myself to others
Of greater worth or
merit
Or try to compete or outperform
them
Simply, I am my own
man,
And I am content to be
so
I am happy to be
transparent
So those around me can
see what I am
And know the content
of my heart
And because of my
strong principles
I have self-respect
And in return I ask
only one thing
To be respected
Never confuse, without exception
Excellence with
perfection
Excellence you can
strive for
Perfection is
something more
As I heard Michael J
Fox once express
Perfection is God’s
business
My wife said she'd like to have sex
In the back seat of
the car
I thought things are
looking up
I like what I’m
hearing so far
Then she said she'd
like to have sex
In the back of someone
else’s car
I thought things are
looking up
I like what I’m
hearing so far
Then she said she'd
like to have sex
With the guy we just
met in the bar
I love you Darling warts and all
Though I can’t seem to
recall
When we first met at
the mall
And we chatted in the
food hall
You ever mentioning
warts at all
