I don’t compare myself to others
Of greater worth or
merit
Or try to compete or outperform
them
Simply, I am my own
man,
And I am content to be
so
I am happy to be
transparent
So those around me can
see what I am
And know the content
of my heart
And because of my
strong principles
I have self-respect
And in return I ask
only one thing
To be respected
Never confuse, without exception
Excellence with
perfection
Excellence you can
strive for
Perfection is
something more
As I heard Michael J
Fox once express
Perfection is God’s
business
My wife said she'd like to have sex
In the back seat of
the car
I thought things are
looking up
I like what I’m
hearing so far
Then she said she'd
like to have sex
In the back of someone
else’s car
I thought things are
looking up
I like what I’m
hearing so far
Then she said she'd
like to have sex
With the guy we just
met in the bar
I love you Darling warts and all
Though I can’t seem to
recall
When we first met at
the mall
And we chatted in the
food hall
You ever mentioning
warts at all
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went outside with no trousers on
Both shoes off and no
pants on
Along came a policeman
“You’re nicked son”
Are you wearing anything?
When you hear the
phone ring
And do you reach for a
negligee
Or are you comfortable
that way
I know that when I
give you a call
I want you to wear
nothing at all
So, when next you hear
it ring
When no undies you are wearing
You think yourself
quite daring
Exercising your Joie de
vivre
As you wander wild and
free
And it’s so exciting
for me to think
Of fresh air blowing
around your mink
