The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful
pea-green boat,
Though they were
jolly, their expedition was folly
And the coast guard
sent a life boat
So when the Owl and
the Pussycat went to sea
Safely ashore we were
able to see
Because the couples
distress, the whole sorry mess
Was filmed by the BBC
At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing the Ukulele
But he didn’t know
when to stop
Until he was hit with
a Shillelagh
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers
yes, reply
“You can have some
more today”
On St Patrick’s Day
You know an Irish
rover
Has had enough to
drink
When they’re Dublin
over
The Irish celebrate St Patricks Day
And I have always
wondered why
As they have three
patron saints
Perhaps Patrick had a
better PR guy
You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a
vegetable
And one of your five a
day
St Patrick’s Day is an excuse
For girls to dress
inappropriately
That’s why St
Patrick’s Day
Is the best holiday
for me
