You can drink green beer
On any St Patricks Day
It counts as a
vegetable
And one of your five a
day
Wednesday, 16 March 2022
ST PATRICKS DAY IS AN EXCUSE
St Patrick’s Day is an excuse
For girls to dress
inappropriately
That’s why St
Patrick’s Day
Is the best holiday
for me
ST PATRICKS DAY FANCY DRESS
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For St Patrick’s Day
I said “Drunk will do
me”
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken
for a stripper
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers no,
reply
“Do you want some
today?”
NO! YOU DON'T IRON FOUR LEAF CLOVERS
No! You don't iron four leaf clovers
That something you
must never do
Because let’s be
honest you don’t
Want to go pressing
your luck do you
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