My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For St Patrick’s Day
I said “Drunk will do
me”
Wednesday, 16 March 2022
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
St Patrick’s Day is one of the very few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken
for a stripper
ST PATRICK'S DAY PICK UP # 2
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
“Do you have any Irish
in you?”
Ask her, on St
Patrick's Day
And if she answers no,
reply
“Do you want some
today?”
NO! YOU DON'T IRON FOUR LEAF CLOVERS
No! You don't iron four leaf clovers
That something you
must never do
Because let’s be
honest you don’t
Want to go pressing
your luck do you
I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY
I got very drunk on St Patricks Day
So, I took a bus home
to save any fuss
This may not be a big
deal to most
But I had never before driven a bus
AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY
At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing the Ukulele
But he didn’t know
when to stop
Until he was hit with
a Shillelagh
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