VALENTINE # 8

 

Since you came into my life

A symphony resounds

When before was only monotone

And colour now lives

Where once was only monochrome

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 14

 

Congratulations and felicitations

But don’t drink too much at the celebration

Because the consequence of being tipsy

May well be an unexpected pregnancy

CUPID FIRED

I’ve waited for my valentine

For such a long, lonely time

I have waited for years

For him to end all my tears

I’ve waited for cupid to start

And shoot his arrow at a heart

The piercing of my valentine

That would then make him mine

And I hoped and I prayed

For a valentine’s loving serenade

But I never ever got one

So, I shot cupid with a gun

You may think my actions hard

But he did nothing in my regard

And when apology remained unsaid

I shot cupid in the head

LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS

Love is like a bad winter cold

It strikes at the young and the old

It’s not something for which they can inoculate

There is no cure for those who participate

So even if you feel like you have the flu

Love is just something you must go through

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 17

 

A diller, a dollar, a 10 o'clock scholar,

What makes you arrive so late

It’s no good arriving at 10 o'clock

You’re Headmaster for goodness sake

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 13

Congratulations and felicitations

But don’t overdo the celebrations

Too much may lead to behaviour quite amusing

And cause you to think that you can sing

PUT DOWN # 16

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

"I think I could make you very happy”

Is a line he might be weaving

So just reply to him

“Why? Are you leaving”?