In the Burns Night Raffle, first prize
Was very highly sought
after
For it allowed the
winner to pass
On the haggis at the
Burns Night Supper
Monday, 24 January 2022
IN THE BURNS NIGHT RAFFLE
BURNS NIGHT SUPPER
With Haggis, Tatties and Nips
The Scots
celebrate Burns night
They pipe
it in with Bagpipes
And that’s
really not right
What the
hell is wrong with them
I thought
they actually liked him
THE HAGGIS
Haggis is made from sheep's offal
Oatmeal, suet,
seasoning and onions
Stuffed inside of a
sheep stomach
Which has to be one of
Heston’s creations
THE REASON THEY PIPE IN THE HAGGIS
The reason they pipe in the haggis
Without any fluster or
hurry
Is to warn the
discerning diner
So they can go and get
a curry
DEFEND IT TO THE DEATH
Liberals believe in freedom of speech
They support it on pain of death
And they will defend this principle
With their final dying breath
It’s the corner stone of liberalism
It’s the doctrine that they teach
However, it most definitely helps
If you sing from their hymn sheet
IT’S POSITIVELY WRONG
Discrimination is abhorrent
To everyone in this nation
So why is it common practice?
To have positive discrimination
Two wrongs don’t make a right
Was something I learned as a lad
Discrimination is wrong
There is no good and bad
Discriminating positively
Is in no way the right answer
After all it’s like suggesting
There is good and bad cancer
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