In the roaring twenties
Lulu was a flapper
And was often seen
With the soave and the
dapper
Now if she lived today
In the days of the
rapper
When those who think
bling
Is really quite the thing
That makes them cool
Today’s equivalent to
dapper
She would be there
Lulu the modern
flapper
At all the in places
But she’d be thought
of as a slapper
I have had my fill of men
Who are second rate
If only they were as satisfying
As a bar of chocolate
Everybody is responsible
Never mind what nanny
state says
For their own actions
That’s the way it is
We are all responsible
for what we do
Except of course for celebrities
Just remember when on the prowl
For liaisons casual
Your chances are
immediately doubled
If you are bisexual
I have come to the conclusion
Which is quite
worrying
That although my sex
life isn’t dead
The buzzards are
definitely circling
Roman Goddess Diana
The virgin Goddess
Of the hunt and the
moon
Daughter of Zeus and
Leto
Twin sister of Apollo
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some amuse a little
Some amuse me lots
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