FUN GUY OR FUNGI

In my long life

I have found this to be true

Ex-husbands are like thrush

They keep coming back to you 

GO SOUTH

Now I’m getting on

The time has come

As winter approaches

To head towards the sun

 

To head south for the winter

Like the ducks before me

But it’s with regret I have to say

Some of me is headed there already

COLD SHOULDER

Always remember

You should never go to bed

On a cross word

After angry things are said

It’s more sensible

Not to go to bed angry, when

You can stay up

And calmly plot your revenge

BODY IMAGE

 

I am not perfect

My figure is not the best

Some bits I really hate

But I do quite like my breasts

I have flabby thighs,

Which I would happily condemn

But fortunately, my stomach
Obscures the view of them

EARLY RISER

When I do my exercise

I do it early in the morning

Before my brain works out

What my bodies doing

HEALTHIER LIFE

The recipe for a healthier life

Is to be a regular exerciser

This is the current advice

Of every medical practitioner

But exercising every day

Just means that you die healthier

MAD AS A BOX OF FROGS # 1

 

I've noticed that there is a fine line

Between genius and insanity 

And also, that artificial intelligence

Is no match for natural stupidity