PUZZLED GIRLS

Bimbette and peaches

Finished a jigsaw

And got really excited

And they danced around the floor

 

It had only taken six months

Hence the dance and cheers

On the box it clearly read

"2-4 years!" 

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 4

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some make me chuckle

Some make me roar

For example

George Bush = he bugs Gore

SEX TOY

 

In this modern age

It is certainly possible

For you to increase

Sexual arousal

With the use of mechanical devices

In particular

They work on women

One of these is a sports car

NOT BEING PREVIOUS

For those who don’t believe

In sex before marriage

Those who want the horse

Before the carriage

I should point out

It isn't premarital sex per se”

If there is no intention

Of having a wedding day 

BREATHLESSLY

Life should never be measured

By volume or quantity

That is not the way it was intended

The only way is by quality

It is not the number of breaths we take

That measures life from day to day

But rather by the moments in life

That take our breath away

ONE GOOD TURN

One good turn deserves another

I think that’s what they say

But I’ve learned that one good turn

Gets most of the duvet

SUN GOD PHOEBUS

 

Sun God Phoebus

Greek God of light

God of prophesy

Poetry, music and healing

Son of Zeus and Leto

Twin brother of Artemis