IT’S ONE OF LIFE’S INEVITABILITIES

 

It’s one of life’s inevitabilities that there will

Definitely come a time in every family residence

A moment when the children notice that Santa

Uses the same wrapping paper as their parents

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – SANTA JR

Santa's son (Nick Stabile) tries to follow in his father's footsteps, and anxious to prove his worth, he decides to clamber down a few chimneys just prior to Christmas Eve.

Alas, his efforts coincide with a string of burglaries, and Nick is promptly arrested by cops Daryl Bedford (Judd Nelson) and Norm Potter (George Wallace).

So although he was delivering toys, he is arrested for trespassing and is placed under house arrest.

As Nick frets away the hours before Christmas, Bedford grows attached to Nick's court-appointed attorney, Susan Flynn (Lauren Holly) -- and inevitably, the real burglar strikes again.

ARE YOU WEARING A FESTIVE JUMPER?

Are you wearing a Festive Jumper?

Well, its contents are rather bumper

It’s an interesting design you chose

I particularly like Rudolph’s nose 

THEY ARE THE THREE KINGS

 

There are three things

That Christmas brings

They are the three kings

Trimming and dec-king

Gratefully than-king,

And memory ma-king, 

SO WHEN YOUNG MRS CLAUS ARRIVED IN TOWN

 

So when young Mrs Claus arrived in town

I looked at her with her pure white hair

She was a pretty woman but to my discredit

I couldn’t help thinking as I looked at her

How I like the collar and cuffs to match

So obviously I was thinking of a little white fur

IT’S THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS DO

 

It’s the office Christmas do

So let’s have a tipple or two

We can drink the Spanish sherry

We can drink until we’re merry

Then into an office we’ll stumble

And we’ll have a Christmas fumble

JOY BRINGER, TOY BRINGER

 

Joy bringer

Toy bringer

He’s the real McCoy

For every girl and boy