Santa and his little Elf
Have been dismissed
For activities undertaken
When they were pissed
That got both of them
Put on the naughty list
Monday, 27 December 2021
SANTA AND HIS LITTLE ELF
CHRISTMAS SWEATER
My sister in law
Fills a
sweater well
I think
she’s rather hot
The truth
to tell
For
Christmas
I bought
for her
A button
fronted
Lambs wool
sweater
I want to
see her in it
I just
can’t wait
She has a
figure
To really
fascinate
It has ten
buttons
It’ll be a
tight fit
Very figure
hugging
That’s how
I like it
She has
breasts
Quite first
rate
She has
curves
That really
titillate
She has a
figure
To really
fascinate
Of the ten
buttons
MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO
Merry Christmas Ho Ho Ho
Is Santa’s motto
And Santa thought that
He’d won the lotto
When he scored big
With three girls so hot-o
They were doing things
In Santa’s grotto
That Santa’s and Elves
Should definitely not-o
But merry Christmas
Ho Ho Ho is his motto
SANTA AND ELFIE
Santa and Elfie
Were caught
in the buff
At it in
the grotto,
Santa and his bit of stuff
The store
manager
Decided to
get tough
And sacked
them
Saying
enough was enough
Now Santa’s
not jolly
In fact
he’s quite gruff
As Santa’s
little helper
Is now up
the duff
Sunday, 26 December 2021
THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – A CHRISTMAS HERO
Firefighter Jenny Jenkins (Anna Hutchison) falls in love with local star Tom Norris (Marcus Rosner) but his ex-wife and celebrity figure skating champion Mary Hamilton (Anita Brown) is asking him to choose between reconciling or going through an ugly custody battle, but she has an ulterior motive.
But Jenny’s natural warmth and kindness to the community starts to
convince everybody that her love for Tom is real however Mary's fierceness is
more powerful than anything Jenny has ever faced before so who will Tom choose
in the end?
ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS JUMPER?
Are you wearing a Christmas Jumper?
Well, its
contents look rather bumper
The
flashing lights I should mention
Are not
needed to attract my attention
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