MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,

I hear the bell chimes

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,

The best of all times

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,

The old and the new

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,

Merry Christmas to you

RUBY THE RED NOSED BIMBO

Ruby the red nosed bimbo

Had a very strawberry nose

And if you ever saw her

You would even say it glows

 

All of the other bimbos 

Used to laugh and call her names. 

They never let poor Ruby 

Join in any bimbo games. 

Then one lonely Christmas Eve 

Someone came to play: 

Ruby with your nose so bright

Let me grab your tits tonight

 

Then all the fellas loved her

As they shouted out with glee, 

Ruby the red-nosed bimbo

You can now go down on me!

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – SANTA’S SECRET

A single mom, Nicky Talbot (Alicia Witt) is going from door to door to find a job and boost her finances but without success.

Then a friend tells her that a big store is hiring so she goes along and gets a holiday job at Cartwright’s department store but not as floor staff, she gets the job as Santa Claus in the grotto.

This was achieved when an angel, Harry Osbourne (Wallace Shawn) entered her life and brought about some positive changes, including the spark of a new romance.

She of course was unaware that he was an angel and she thought he was from corporate.

Her head elf in the grotto was Peg (Linda Kash) and she thought Nicky was wonderful in fact everyone loved Santa Nick, except the evil Fiona Aldrich (Gabrielle Miller) who was her boss.

Nicky’s daughter Becky (T.J. McGibbon) is cute without being precocious and the love interest is supplied very ably by department head Bill (Gabriel Hogan) and her landlady Mrs. Rositani is played by the excellent Jayne Eastwood.

This is a great film, believable yet magical and any Christmas film with an Angel in it gets my vote.

ARE YOU WEARING A FESTIVE SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing a festive sweater?

Well, this season just keeps on getting better

And you really don’t need a bigger size

A more perfect fit would be hard to devise

A CAROL FOR THE 21ST CENTURY – WE THREE KINGS

We three Kings of Orient are,

Bearing gifts we traverse afar,

Beer and liqueur

CD and voucher

Following yonder star

MARY CHRISTMAS

 

Before Mary Christmas

Married Santa Claus

She had some concerns

And decided to take pause

To discuss a pre-nup

Within the current laws

She was not concerned

With any character flaws

She just wanted the security

Of a get out Claus

DINGLE DELL

 

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

 

Dingle dell, Fairies dwell

The Elves and Pixies play

Oh! what fun it is to hide

When hide and seek we play