It was Christmas eve at the magistrate’s court
And
the Magistrate was in charitable mood
And
in keeping with the season
Was
inclined to show a little latitude
"Now
then, what is the charge against you?"
He
asked the unfortunate prisoner
The
man in the dock replied
"I
was caught Christmas shopping very early sir"
"That
doesn't seem like an offence to me.
What
do you mean by “very early” man”?
"Well,
your Honour." said the defendant,
"It
was an hour before the shop was open."
I dream of Christmas
And hope the
snow will fall
I dream of
a snowy scene
When Santa
comes to call
Lisa Haynes (Julie Gonzalo) has moved to Florida with three darling golden retriever pups and at once makes friends with the nice couple next door, Rod and Katherine Wright (Bruce Davison and Alley Mills) and their adult golden retriever.
The three become so close, in fact, that Lisa feels comfortable telling
them how her love life is not running smoothly and her heart was broken long
ago.
But old flames reunite and sparks are reignited at Christmastime in
Florida, but the man David (K.C.Clyde) is already engaged to Kelly Jansen
(Kelly Stables) but love finds a way with the help of their dogs.
Are you wearing elfin ears?
They go
with your elfin features
Let’s go
and play in dingerly dell
With all the
woodland creatures
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the
ones I used to know
But to be
honest I drink so much
I won’t
even notice if it snows
Dashing through the snow
On a one horse open sleigh,
Over fields we go
Laughing
all the way
Then the
reins do snap,
We weren’t
expecting that
Now we laugh
no more
As we hit a
tree so fat
Oh
ambulance bells, ambulance bells
Sirens all
the way
They
dragged us from the wreck
Of a one
horse open sleigh
Oh
ambulance bells, ambulance bells
Sirens all
the way
Oh, what
fun it’s NOT to ride
The presents look wonderful
Beneath the Christmas tree
The holly
and the mistletoe
Are
arranged delightfully
The
gingerbread men are ready
Cinnamon
cookies are fresh baked
The Yule
log is ready for cutting
And so is
the Christmas cake
Festive
cocktails have been mixed
The eggnog
will taste sublime
There are
traditional winter ales
Or there is
always the mulled wine
Then the
bells of Christmas ring,
Well the
doorbell is ringing
Is that the
guest’s arriving?
Or the carollers
come singing
Friends and
family have arrived
Its time to
meet and greet
They have
travelled far and near
To see them
is such a treat
The mantel
dressed with greens
The scent
of Christmas fills the air
And all the
children rush to see
The stockings
hanging there
I love
these get-togethers
And when
all is said and done
We’re
making Christmas memories
So Merry
Christmas everyone
