Snow blankets the ground
Lights twinkle and flash and chase
Reds, blues, white
From
Chimney pot
To garden
gate
Lights of
every hue
And a five
foot plastic Winnie the Pooh
Santa’s,
elves and reindeer
Stand guard
on front lawns
Neon signs
point the way for Santa
A typical
scene now you might think
Could be
anywhere in the world
The only
thing to give away the location
Is the fact
it’s still November
So welcome
to
Christmas
in Chav land
Watch out, watch out
There’s a
letch about
He’s
stalked you all year long
Amidst the
office throng
Watch out
for Mr. Ross
Your
lecherous boss
Who’s been
waiting all year long
With a
desire so strong
Watch out,
watch out
There’s a
letch about
Who wants
to hold you in embrace
And kiss
your pretty face
Watch out
for Mr. Ross
Your
lecherous boss
As he looks
at you all agog
Intent upon
a snog
So when old
Mr. Ross
Your
lecherous boss
Grabs you
under the mistletoe
Just tell
him where to go
Christmas days
Holidays
Spiritual
and Holy days
Christmas
days
Holidays
Mistletoe
and holly days
Christmas
days
Holidays
Candy canes
and lolly days
Christmas
days
Holidays
Spiritual
and Holy days
Christmas
days
Holidays
Jovial and
Jolly days
If ifs, and buts and maybes
Were chocs
and nuts and candies
Then you
would have to concede
You’d have
a wonderful Christmas indeed
The snowman stood on his lawn
With a smile
across his face
Because the snow blower was
Heading towards his place
Two Manhattan department store employees, Sloan Van Doren (Chyler Leigh)
and Jake Dooley (Paul Campbell), both apply for the same job during the busy
Christmas season.
Sloan is a driven young woman determined to become the next window
dresser at McGuire's department store and to uphold a 95-year-old artistic
holiday tradition, she is serious and professional, infact she's the polar
opposite of the happy-go-lucky Jake, who also wants the job.
But when Mr. Fitch (Matty Finochio) the head of advertising and
promotions fails to give the job to either of them, but offers them a
compromise solution instead and proposes a challenge, a competition where each
will create a series of seasonal storefront windows, twice a week until
Christmas and the creator of whichever window display gets the most attention
from passers-by will get the job.
As they go through their paces, with Jake's obvious talent grabbing the
public's attention, a silent but mutual attraction develops between the pair,
but progress was hampered by the contest and the presence of Kenneth Carlyle
(Cameron Mathison), Sloan's blueblood boyfriend, who can't understand the
importance Sloan is placing on this job.
However there were supporters of the efforts of the window dressers in the shape of
McGuire's veteran window washer Mac (Terence Kelly) and brassy bathroom
attendant Rita Dorentella (Naomi Judd) who also have eyes for each other but haven't done
anything about it yet.
So love is
in the air at McGuire's for Mac and Rita but how will the love triangle be
resolved, and will it be before Christmas?
Are you wearing a Santa outfit?
Does it
come with all the kit?
The boots
and beard and hat
And padding
to make you look fat
I didn’t
believe in Santa anymore
Now I see
you and I think phwor
