Wednesday, 8 December 2021

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – WINDOW WONDERLAND

 

Two Manhattan department store employees, Sloan Van Doren (Chyler Leigh) and Jake Dooley (Paul Campbell), both apply for the same job during the busy Christmas season.

Sloan is a driven young woman determined to become the next window dresser at McGuire's department store and to uphold a 95-year-old artistic holiday tradition, she is serious and professional, infact she's the polar opposite of the happy-go-lucky Jake, who also wants the job.

But when Mr. Fitch (Matty Finochio) the head of advertising and promotions fails to give the job to either of them, but offers them a compromise solution instead and proposes a challenge, a competition where each will create a series of seasonal storefront windows, twice a week until Christmas and the creator of whichever window display gets the most attention from passers-by will get the job.

As they go through their paces, with Jake's obvious talent grabbing the public's attention, a silent but mutual attraction develops between the pair, but progress was hampered by the contest and the presence of Kenneth Carlyle (Cameron Mathison), Sloan's blueblood boyfriend, who can't understand the importance Sloan is placing on this job.

However there were supporters of the efforts of the window dressers in the shape of McGuire's veteran window washer Mac (Terence Kelly) and brassy bathroom attendant Rita Dorentella (Naomi Judd) who also have eyes for each other but haven't done anything about it yet.

So love is in the air at McGuire's for Mac and Rita but how will the love triangle be resolved, and will it be before Christmas?

ARE YOU WEARING A SANTA OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a Santa outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The boots and beard and hat

And padding to make you look fat

I didn’t believe in Santa anymore

Now I see you and I think phwor

CHRISTMAS SPICE

 

Christmas time is very nice

But if I might offer some advice

You can add a spot of yuletide spice

If you indulge in a little festive vice

TIED UP WITH TINSEL

 

Have a little yuletide fun

Make it deliciously sinful

With your little Christmas hon

Tied up with tinsel

I SAW A FIGURE ON THE STAIR

I saw a figure

On the stair

Wearing red velvet

Trimmed with fur

 

It was Santa Claus

In my view

With long white beard

And hat askew

 

But not a Santa

Of familiar build

And no sack was apparent

Generously filled

 

I thought the figure

To my surprise

Was rather pleasing

To the eyes

 

And curiously aroused

At the view

Of Santa

In red stiletto shoes

 

At that moment

At the top of the stair

The coat fell open

And I do declare

 

This sight of Santa

Left me aghast

Wearing black stockings

And leather Basque

 

The white beard

Fell to the floor

And then I understood

What I saw

 

Santa hadn’t brought me

A gift in a sack

Santa was the present

For me to unwrap 

FAIRY ON THE TREE

 

Fairy, fairy on the tree

Why do you look so glum?

Is it the Christmas Blues?

To which you have succumbed

Is that what makes you sad

Or the needles up your bum

HAVE A CRACKING CHRISTMAS

 

You must definitely make sure

Her Christmas sack is full

Then if your dear is happy

Your cracker might get a pull