Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
I’ve got a gun and a clever disguise
To rob the
bank on its busiest day
Jingle
bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
We got caught do you know why?
Tuesday, 7 December 2021
JINGLE BELLS
SCROOGE AND GRINCH
Scrooge and Grinch
Don’t
believe in Christmas
When the
carolers come along
They start
to swear and cuss
Ebeneezer
Scrooge is a skinflint
A mean and
grasping old miser
Who buys
from the pound shop
And sells
them at a fiver
Little more
than a grouch
Is the
Christmas stealing Grinch
Who to
miserable to be happy
He steals
your Christmas by the inch
The tale is
told of redemption
After the
ghostly haunting stunt
The Grinch whole-hearted and loving
Says merry
Christmas with a grunt
Scrooge and
Grinch never changed
They were
just putting on a front
CHRISTMAS IS NIGH
The snow lays deep and crisp
And though
the frost is keen
In the
clear night sky, the heavens
In all
their glory can be seen
And bright
there shines a star
Standing
out from the jewelled sky
A star that
seems to call out
Sweetly
“Christmas is nigh”
CHRISTMAS WITHOUT HARRY
It was early when the children woke up
With their
squeals of joy and delight
They hadn’t
woken me though
I’d been
awake half the night
Christmas
held no joy for me this year
I was not
looking forward to the day
And I
always loved Christmas
This year I
didn’t want to play
It was the
first Christmas since I lost Harry
And each
moment was a fresh agony
Everything
we used to do together
Now had to
be done by me
When you
are the perfect partnership
It’s so
hard when you lose one of the team
He was the
cream cheese on my bagel,
I was the
coffee to his cream
Its six months
since he was taken from me
But the
wound has barely healed
It takes
just the slightest remembrance
And a fresh
scar is then revealed
The
children have all adjusted well
I’m so
proud of the way they’ve coped
They’ve
gotten on with their lives
And not sat
around and moped
I’ve lain
awake most of the night
Reliving
Christmases gone by
I laughed
at all the happy memories
And then
the laughter turned to cries
It was
going to be a difficult day to bear
And I would
be glad when it was done
But I
didn’t want to be a Grinch
And pour
water on the children’s fun
Having
Christmas without Harry
Was like
having an undecorated tree
He was my
best friend and soul mate
He was just
everything to me
So for the
kid’s sake I had to grin and bear it
Put on a
brave face, smiled through the pain
I thought
it would never end but end it did
And it
won’t be that hard again
CHRISTMAS BABY
Oh how fondly we both remember
That most
special time in December
The first
Christmas for our little boy
Our new
born precious bundle of joy
The most
special gift sent from above
Sent down
from heaven for us to love
Now our
baby boy is all full grown
With a
little bundle of joy of his own
CHUCKLING WITH DELIGHT
Chuckling with delight
At the
twinkling tree lights
You giggle
and smile
And yet all
the while
You really
don’t know
Why your
sweet face is aglow
And you
gurgle excitedly
At
everything you see
It’s a very
special time
When
Christmas bells chime
And Santa’s
on his way
With
presents on his sleigh
For every
little lad and lass
To have a
special Christmas
But for you
my darling one
Just
enjoying all the fun
Chuckling
with delight
At the
twinkling tree lights
When Santa
comes this way
WHILE BROKERS WATCHED THEIR STOCK BY NIGHT
While brokers watched
Their stock
by night
In the
heart of London town
The angel
of the Lord came down
And turned
off the power
And turned
off the power
While
brokers looked
Into their
blank monitors
Stop
messing she was bade
There’s
lots of money to be made
Turn on the
bloody power
Turn on the
bloody power
You seem to
be missing
The true
meaning of Christmas
The angel
calmly explained
In the
darkness of the exchange
They did
not listen to her
They wanted
only power
I am not
hear for god
I am hear
at my own bidding
The angel
was ranting and raving
You lost my
bloody savings
When they
told to her the risks
She fried
them to a crisp
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