WHILE BROKERS WATCHED THEIR STOCK BY NIGHT

 

While brokers watched

Their stock by night

In the heart of London town

The angel of the Lord came down

And turned off the power

And turned off the power

 

While brokers looked

Into their blank monitors

Stop messing she was bade

There’s lots of money to be made

Turn on the bloody power

Turn on the bloody power

 

You seem to be missing

The true meaning of Christmas

The angel calmly explained

In the darkness of the exchange

They did not listen to her

They wanted only power

 

I am not hear for god

I am hear at my own bidding

The angel was ranting and raving

You lost my bloody savings

When they told to her the risks

She fried them to a crisp

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 13

 

Christmas is coming, the Geese are getting fat

The bird is a little fatty but I don’t mind that

If you haven’t got a Goose then a Turkey will do

If you haven’t got a Turkey, I’m not dining with you

THEY WON’T BE PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS

 

They won’t be playing musical chairs

In palaces or Royal homes

Prince Charles prefers to play a variant

Called Game of Thrones

THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER – CHRISTMAS ANGEL (2012)

 

Grade school student Olivia Mead (Izabela Vidovic) believes that the Christmas wishes read out in class by her classmates are beginning to come true.

She and her friend Lucas Conroy (Tyler Humphrey) believe it's the long-abandoned house next door to hers which she believes houses an angel that grants the wishes, as long as the wish is made while throwing a rock at it, but then Olivia meets a reclusive old woman living inside, Elsie Waybright (Della Reese), and together they begin reviewing the wishes left at the gate in a “wish box” placed there to stop people from damaging the property any further.

Olivia makes a wish for a new husband for her single mom (Teri Polo), and the landlord of the abandoned house (Kevin Sorbo) comes into their lives, but Olivia would rather her mom had the new substitute teacher (Rob Boltin) but she just had to let the Angel do her work.

ARE YOU WEARING A SANTA HAT?

 

Are you wearing a Santa hat?

A festive little “tit for tat”

Well it really does suit

In fact you look very cute

Are you wearing it for fun?

Or do you have it set at anyone?

I think it looks very twee

I wish you were wearing it for me

CHRISTMAS HERALD

 

The Christmas lights are up

The shops play Christmas tunes

The Santa’s are out in force

In their red and white platoons

Christmas goodies are on display

The best selections ever seen

Which sends the message out

That it’s nearly Halloween

THE GIFT GIVER

 

The Christmas trees are trimmed

And all the halls are decked

Santa has made his list

And all the names are checked

The reindeer have been harnessed

The sleigh is loaded high

Santa climbs into his seat

And they’re off into the sky

Santa goes from roof to roof

From city to city and town to town

He finds the chimney pot

Then takes the presents down

And the gift giver goes about his work

So that every girl and boy

Can awake on Christmas morning

And unwrap that wanted toy