ARE YOU WEARING BLACK VELVET?

Are you wearing black velvet?

You look like the Black Queen

That’s so fitting for the season

I really do love Halloween

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WICCAN GIRL

I lost my virginity to a Wiccan girl

Who was a scrawny little witch

With the reputation for being

A bit of a thorny little bitch

She mellowed to me in my bed

And I was left with a horny itch

ARE YOU WEARING A SPOOKY SWEATER?

Are you wearing a spooky sweater?

Well, there’s no attempt to hide

The ample contents so I would say

You could turn me to the dark side

MEDUSA

The Gorgons

The sisters three

Sthenno and Euryale

Had immortality

 

Medusa by far

Was most beautiful

But she was

Merely mortal

 

The god Poseidon

And the lovely Medusa

In love, desecrated

The temple of Athena

 

In revenge

Furious goddess Athena

Cruelly punished

The beautiful Medusa  

 

Turning to snakes

Her lovely hair

Making her ugly

With a fatal stare

 

Her visage

Hideous to look upon

Mean death

From Medusa the gorgon

 

With scaly skin

And serpent hair

She awaiting victims

In her lair

 

One night

While Medusa slumbered

Brave Perseus struck

And her head was severed

 

Even after death

To look upon her

Would petrify

Any befalling her stare

 

Brave prince Perseus

After slaying Medusa

Delivered the head

To a grateful Athena

R.T.F.M.

The best way

To keep your husband

From reading your e-mail

Try Renaming the folder

"Instruction Manuals"

It can’t fail

WHINING LITTLE…..

Little boys will whine

More than now or then

And they do it because

They’re practicing to be men

SENIOR ROCK

In the seventies

I was into Acid Rock

Now I’m in my seventies

I’m into Acid Reflux