WHINING LITTLE…..

Little boys will whine

More than now or then

And they do it because

They’re practicing to be men

SENIOR ROCK

In the seventies

I was into Acid Rock

Now I’m in my seventies

I’m into Acid Reflux

 

CRAP CARS

In the seventies

I hoped for a BM

Which was a German motor car

Now I’m in my seventies

I’m hoping for a BM

But now it’s a bowel movement

IT’S A STEAL

The only thing

In this world worth stealing

Is a kiss

From a child that’s sleeping

Uncanny Tales – (58) I Saw You in a Different Light Today

I saw you in a different light today, one of statuesque beauty where you emerged from tomboy obscurity causing heads to turn and eyes to stare and thoughts to turn to those of impurity.

But tonight, I see you in a different light again as your pale pink lips kiss mine with sensual grace and your hands are inside my clothes and I am on fire with passion.

But then the former tomboy’s lips are no longer on mine but are now kissing my breasts and as you take my nipple in your mouth your fingers are awash within me. 

 

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN STOCKINGS? # 2

Are you wearing Halloween stockings?

With a wicked witch motif

Along those long festive garlands

How I wish to trace each relief

Along each luscious limber leg

An ascent exquisitely brief

To reach the Halloween treat

Beyond the wicked witch motif

I THINK MY CHICKENS ARE POSSESSED

I think my chickens are possessed

My wife is very much distressed

Their feathers are all dishevelled

And the eggs they lay are Devilled