Wednesday, 13 October 2021

Uncanny Tales – (57) I Saw You in a Different Light Today

 I saw you in a different light today as you walked through the village of Dulcet Green when for first time you were a dazzling light of femininity, not the normal little tomboy in the cargo pants and baggy T-shirt.

The usual beaten up old trainers had been replaced by four inch heels which shaped those normally concealed legs, whose black clad debut couldn’t fail to appeal.

The sheer black of your stocking sheathed limbs that disappeared beneath the tailored hem of a skirt that fitted your hitherto, unknown curves, accentuating glorious hips, shapely thighs and of course well rounded buttocks, and tucked into the tiniest of waistbands was a crisp white blouse tailored to fit your ample treasures, once well buried, and buttoned at the wrist and open at the neck, three buttons undone so that it gaped to show it contents to perfection.


ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN DRAWERS?

 Are you wearing Halloween drawers?

I would like a look at yours

I bet a pound to a penny

You’re not wearing any

There we have it at last

You are as I thought bare arsed

Of course it makes you look loose

Even if you have an excuse

Well yes it would be regarded as a treat

And not just down your street


ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SPATS?

 Are you wearing Halloween spats?

Well I don’t like them much

But I have to admit that the spatter

Of blood is a very nice touch


A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 1

I pretend to be someone I’m not

Just to receive something sweet

Which could be for Halloween

Or for a Valentine’s Day treat


GRAVITY SUCKS

 You know you’re getting old

And youth has gone without a trace

When going bra-less

Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face


HEART STOPPER

When a sexy young girl

Bends down to pick

Her car keys off the floor

You know that you are old

When your pacemaker

Opens the garage door 


CARE FOR THE ELDERLY

Old age is not caring so

Where your spouse goes

As long as you don't have to go