Bimbette was a model
And not very bright
She went shopping
After work one night
But something unforeseen
Was to befall her
Tragically she was trapped
On the malls escalator
For four hours
She stood with eyes tight shut
Unable to move a muscle
Due to a power cut
My friend asked me
What I was going to be
For Halloween
I said “Drunk will do me”
Are you wearing Halloween hosiery?
Phwor are you going to let me see
Oh how they cling to the shape of you
I would like to cling to them too
Oh yes I like them very much
Perhaps I might have a touch
Oh you are a proper tease
Would you let me if I said please?
Are you wearing Halloween socks?
Beneath your skirt? it’s hard to see
And gives me pause to wonder
How high they go above the knee
In the sixties
I looked forward
To Going to a new, hip joint
Now I’m in my sixties
I look forward
To receiving a new hip joint
