GETTING ON # 6

 

Now I have reached old age

And in the Autumn of my days

Except for the odd heart attack

I feel as young as I always

THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 3

The meat markets are busy

Take a look if you’re able

Some meat prices fluctuate

But Horse remains stable

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 434

 

There was an old woman of Leeds,

Who spent her time in widows’ weeds;

She mourned for her team

And premier league dream

This hopeful old woman of Leeds!

FEMINIST CHEESE

 

Feminists once burned their bras

Which understandably caused a stir

But today we have a feminist cheese

And it’s been named Germaine Gruyere

MOUSE HOSTELRY

 

Mice have very particular tastes

In its society and institutions

So when they choose a Hotel

They normally stay at The Stilton

I KEEP FALLING OVER

 

I keep falling over

I don’t know what for

I should talk to someone

Maybe a Trip advisor

MARRIED WEIGHT ISSUES

 

When single women get home

They see what’s in the fridge

And then go to bed

However married women get home

See what’s in the bed

And goes to the fridge instead