72 Miles From The Sea

Sunday, 29 August 2021

The meat markets are busy

Take a look for the proof

Horse meat prices are down

In fact they’re through the hoof

I got a bargain on a load of steak

My competitors pay much higher

They ask where I get my horse steak

But I don’t tell them my mane supplier

There is an ABBA tribute band

Only three members but well above par

They work in a French slaughterhouse

And call themselves, Abba trois

Two Clowns divorced

And it was a very messy to do

As they all stood and watched

The Custardy battle ensue

Everyone tells you to “live your dreams”

Well I’m afraid I’m not so sure

As I don’t want to live my life naked

In an exam that I haven't revised for

If you don't know what introspection is

Then I’ll tell you straight

You will definitely need to take a long,

Hard look at yourself mate

Giving kids a bad name

Is one of life’s absurdities

But those who really give kids

A bad name are, celebrities