TWO CLOWNS DIVORCED

 

Two Clowns divorced

And it was a very messy to do

As they all stood and watched

The Custardy battle ensue

LIVE YOUR DREAMS

 

Everyone tells you to “live your dreams”

Well I’m afraid I’m not so sure

As I don’t want to live my life naked

In an exam that I haven't revised for

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT INTROSPECTION IS

If you don't know what introspection is

Then I’ll tell you straight

You will definitely need to take a long,

Hard look at yourself mate

GIVING KIDS A BAD NAME

 

Giving kids a bad name

Is one of life’s absurdities

But those who really give kids

A bad name are, celebrities

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM

 

The early bird gets the worm

Isn’t that the correct term?

Well I have some advice to give

The late worm gets to live

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – HOSTILE WITNESS (1969)

 

“Hostile Witness” is a Courtroom Drama, screenplay written by Jack Roffey based on his own play and Directed by Ray Milland .

 

In this extremely enjoyable courtroom drama, the daughter of successful Barrister Simon Crawford (Ray Milland), is killed in what appears to be a hit and run accident.

However, the police are unable to find the culprit, and Crawford swears that he will find the driver of the car and take revenge.

Later when his neighbour (a high court judge) is killed in a staged burglary, the blame falls on Crawford, after a letter is found implicating the neighbour in the death of Crawford's daughter.

When it comes to trial he is defended by his junior Sheila Larkin (Sylvia Syms) but after many twists and turns he ends up defending himself.

As you may expect from such a film, there is an unexpected twist at the end.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 403

 

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?

You’re the most disheveled cat I’ve ever seen

How did you get covered in cobwebs and dust?

Come sit on my lap and you shall be fussed