COMMUNICATION IS A CONSTANT WORRY

 

Communication is a constant worry

And which form works without fail

So is the e-mail of the species

Really more deadly than the mail

AS I’VE GOTTEN OLDER I HAVE FOUND

As I’ve gotten older I have found that

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Which is something of a challenge, plus

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

 

IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU START MAKING

It's scary when you start making,

During any kind of undertaking

The same noises and exclamations

As your coffee making contraption

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 420

 

Mary had a little lamb

Which she named Teagan

And it would live free

Because Mary was a Vegan

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – EARTHQUAKE (1974)

 

“Earthquake” is an action thriller disaster movie, screenplay by George Fox and Mario Puzo and Directed by Mark Robson.

The story focuses on a varied group of people in Los Angeles, construction Engineer Stuart Graff (Charlton Heston) who is estranged from his jealously possessive wife, Remy (Ava Gardner), and is having an affair with the widow of a co-worker, Denise Marshall (Geneviève Bujold) and Remy pressurises her father, Sam Royce (Lorne Greene), Stuart's boss, to stop Stuart from seeing Denise.

Also Rogue policeman, Lew Slade (George Kennedy), is suspended from the L.A.P.D. for punching another officer and contemplates quitting the force.

Jody (Marjoe Gortner) is a perverted grocery store manager, who lusts after Rosa Amici (Victoria Principal), and Rosa’s sister Sal (Gabriel Dell), is the assistant to Miles Quade (Richard Roundtree), an aspiring daredevil motor cyclist.

All the lives of all these people are devastated when a major earthquake rips through Los Angeles and reduces the city to ruins.

DESICCATED WIFE

 

Henry the Eight desiccated his dead wife

Though she had always been a paragon,

Then she was finely chopped and put in a jar

And that’s the tale of Catherine of tarragon

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 419

 

Mary had a little lamb

And she loved that lamb a bunch

But she wasn’t sentimental

So they ate it for Sunday lunch