When you’re on the pull
If
you want to break the ice
Say
something funny
Or
say something nice
Be
devastatingly witty
Or
say something clever
Be
complimentary
Or
just lie in your endeavour
“Hey
I'm no photographer”
You
can say to her
“But
I think I can definitely
Picture
us together”
The difference between Santa Claus
And
a serial philanderer, as it goes
Is
in essence a total lack of self-control
Because Santa stopped at three ho’s
A septuagenarian Pirate Captain
Sailed
the warm waters off Haiti
And
on his eightieth birthday
He
said to his crew, "Aye matey"
“Die
Hard 2: Die Harder” is an action thriller, screenplay by Doug Richardson and
Steven E. de Souza from the Novel by Walter Wager, and Directed by Renny
Harlin.
The
sequel to Die Hard follows on from the terrifying events in Los Angeles, NYPD
cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) is about to go through it all again as he goes
on another Christmas vacation to meet his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) and he is
in Washington where he is at the airport meeting Holly off the LA flight.
But
while he is waiting, a team of terrorists, led by Col. Stuart (William Sadler),
holds the entire airport hostage, while they plan to rescue a drug Lord,
Esperanza (Franco Nero) from justice.
As
part of that plan they have seized control of all the control systems affecting
all aircraft, with no runway lights available, and no means to contact them,
all aircraft have to remain in the air, with fuel running low, so if McClane is
going to save the day again he will need to be fast.
It’s
another great action thriller with Willis still at the top of his game.
I was stunned when I was accused of Polygamy
It
made me drop the bags I was holding
But
then I was relieved to find it meant bigamy
And
not as I thought the art of parrot-folding
