DIFFERENCES # 4

 

There is a difference,

Which you will find,

Is quite definite

Between a plastic model,

And an MP.

As one is a glue less kit

HUMEROUS HAIKU # 3

 

My friend says to me:

"What rhymes with orange?" I said:

"Oh no it doesn't!"

MY MOTHER MADE US EAT

 

My mother made us eat

Supplements every day

One time I nearly choked

On the Mail on Sunday

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – DIE HARD (1988)

 

“Die Hard” is an action thriller, screenplay by Jeb Stuart Steven and E. de Souza, from the novel by Roderick Thorp, and Directed by John McTiernan.

The story centres on NYPD cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) who goes on a Christmas vacation to visit his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) in Los Angeles where she works for the Nakatomi Corporation.

He is picked up from the airport by limo driver Argyle (De'voreaux White) who drops him at the Nakatomi Tower where the office Christmas party was taking place.

While they are there amidst a tense reunion, a group of bank robbers, led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman), takes control of the building and holds everyone hostage, with the exception of John, who escapes up the fire escape.

However, unable to leave the building and with no immediate police response, John is forced to take matters into his own hands and causes havoc while the bad guys try to execute their plan to perform a lucrative heist.

It’s a great action thriller with Willis at the top of his game.

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 413

 

Doctor Foster

Went to Gloucester

But the police followed

As he was an imposter

 

IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO OFFEND ISIS

 

If you are looking to offend ISIS

And you’re a woman, wear a short skirt

That would seem to do the trick

And if you’re a man, wear a short skirt

PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 6

 

“This will separate the men from the boys”

Was stated in my youth repeatedly

However, what separates them today

Appears to be is Operation Yew Tree