I tried donating blood today
But
the problem on this visit
Were
too many stupid questions
For
example, where did you get it?
Saturday, 3 July 2021
I TRIED DONATING BLOOD TODAY # 2
MY MATE TOM
My mate Tom stuck
A
vacuum cleaner nozzle up his bum
Henry
has never recovered
And
sadly, always looks glum
STALKING CLAIM
My brother, who is a BS talker,
Claims
to have a stalker
My
wife said it was difficult to see
As
his trouser were too baggy
MY BROTHER SWALLOWED MY TORCH
But
I wasn’t too upset though
Because
his little face lit up
And
his eyes were all aglow
OPPOSITES ATTRACT THEY SAY
Opposites attract they say
And
for my wife and I
Nothing
could be truer
As
I have an eight-inch penis
And
she doesn’t know
How
to use a ruler
MY WIFE WAS VERY EMBARRASSED OF ME
My wife was very embarrassed of me
So
much so in her view
That
on our wedding day
I
was only invited to the evening do
PEDANTIC WIFE
My wife said if I don’t stop
Being
pedantic
I’ll
have less friends
I
turned to her and said
“That’s
not true,
I
will have fewer friends”
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