WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (19)

 

Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying these terrible things about me

What’s up tiger lily?

When the Daltons ride

Where’s jack

Why the dickens

SPONGESS

 

Sponges are Female,

Because they are soft,

Very squeezable

And retain water quite oft

WORDS OF WISDOM # 2

 

I learned that if someone

Says something unkind about me,

I must live my life

So that no one will believe it of me

THE PERFECT WIFE

 

Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful,

Understanding and economical,

A good cook, funny and also sensual

but you can only have one matrimonial

THE SCIENCE OF MARRIAGE

Marriage and love

Are purely a matter of chemistry

which is why a wife

Treats a man like toxic waste you see

HEAVENLY MARRIAGE

Marriages are made in heaven

The women tell the men

But whets really frightening

Is, so are thunder and lightning

MARRIAGE OBSERVATION

When a man opens the car door

For his wife,

You can be sure of one thing

In this life

Either it’s a new car

Or a new wife