WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (16)

 

Who’s who?

What a life

When Willie comes marching home

Where the river bends

Why shoot the messenger

WOW THAT’S GOOD

 

Woodbine

Old Gold

W Weights

Three Castles

House Blend

American Blend

Two Timer

Silk Cut

Golden Virginia

Old Hillside

Old Holborn

Dunhill

TYPES

 

In the world as it is today

There are two types of people only

Those who divide people into two types

And those who aren’t that lonely

LISTENING

 

If people listened

More often to what they say

They wouldn’t talk

All the live long day

THE FOOD CHAIN

 

It may be better to be a live hyena

Than a dead lion

But it’s better and considerably easier

To be a live lion

DANGEROUS DRIVING

 

I was driving in my car

At a constant speed

On my left was a valley

Which looked very deep indeed

On my right was a fire engine

Matching my speed

 

In front was a huge pig

The same size as my car

Which I couldn’t overtake

Behind me but not very far

Was a helicopter flying low

Matching the speed of my car

 

We all hurtled along at

At the same velocity

When I heard my wife

Shouting at me very loudly

“Get off the Merry-Go-Round

You’re pissed Harvey”

NEW SPEAK

 

I hate made up words that infest

Our language, here are some

Trichologists, Choclotiers

And Bifidus Digestivum