It’s really great not to be
A
Johnny foreigner
Because
driving on
British
roads I will never
Need
to avoid potholes
That
are
Big
enough to hide
Friday, 16 April 2021
FOREIGN JOHNNY’S # 4
WIGGLY WORMS AND CURLY WHIRLY’S
My face has been washed clean
And
my hairs the best it’s been
I
must smile and must not fidget
That
photographers such a twit
So,
when he asks me where’s the birdie
DON’T TAKE A FENCE
My uncle John the fence died
When
I heard I felt quite sorry
It
was poetic justice though
As
he fell off the back of a lorry
THE THIRTEENTH SIGN
The thirteenth sign
Of
the Zodiac year
Is
Pyrex
And
its symbol is crystal clear
It
covers all twelve months,
Not
one only
But
to qualify
You
have to be a test tube baby
THE GREAT LIES OF LIFE
No, your bum does not look big
Money
isn't everything
How
funny, I was just going to call you
It's
great to be a Negro
I'm
only going to put it in a little way
I've
never done this before
They’ll
ride up with wear
The
cheques in the mail
Anticipation
is half the fun
This
will hurt me more than it hurts you
I’ll
only put it in a tiny little way
I
promise I won't finish in you
“This
won't hurt, I promise.”
SOD IT
So, if several things can go wrong, the one that cause’s the most damage will be the one
Of course, if there is a worse time for something
to go wrong, it will happen then
Doubtless left to themselves things will
definitely go from bad to worse
If there are four ways in which it can go
wrong an unprepared for fifth way will occur
Times when all seems to be going well occur
when you have overlooked something
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