DOUBLE YOUR MONEY

 

The quickest way to double

Your money let’s not forget

Is to fold it in half and then

Put it back in your pocket

WHISKEY GALORE

 

My uncle Patrick drowned

Last week in a big vat of whisky

They tried to save him but

They fought them off bravely

We had him cremated last week

And he’s still burning fiercely

NEVER DO TODAY

 

You have decided

To procrastinate

But never got round to it

Not yet at any rate

CRISPY CROUTONS

Why do croutons?

Come vacuum sealed

It’s just stale bread

That is concealed

IT’S MY PARTY

 

At the end of every party

Without even trying

You can always find

At least one girl crying

CREATURES OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY – THE ERYMANTIAN BOAR

 

There was a dreadful union between the giant immortal Typhon

And the black fearful eyed Echidne, Half serpent, half woman

The terrifying result of this unnatural union was a huge boar

A great strong beast whose capture was Heracles fourth labor

The gigantic boar ravished farmland in the west of Arcadia 

And Heracles had to capture it alive, or he would fail his labor

So, he had to force it into a snowdrift on mount Erymanthus

And snared it with a noose and took it to his cousin Eurystheus

GO BACK

 

Before drawing boards

Were invented

What did they go back to?

When discontented