DON’T PANIC

 

There's no panic quite so real

Like panic you momentarily feel

Scaring yourself by getting

A body part stuck in something

A TESTING QUIZ

 

If quizzes are

Quizzical

Why aren’t tests?

Testicle

WHATS UP DOC?

 

Tell me why

Does your gynecologist

Leave the room

When you get undressed?

HOLY COW

Who was the first person?

Maybe a man maybe a woman

To stand in a field one day

And look at a cow and say

“I'll give them a squeeze

The dangly things, these

And then without a doubt

I’ll drink whatever comes out”

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 3

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

Like, if love is supposed to be blind,

Why is lingerie as popular as it is?

I ATE A VEGAN SAUSAGE ROLL

 

I ate a vegan sausage roll

And was pleasantly surprised

Considering they don’t eat meat

Vegans are very tasty guys

THE HUMBLE POTATO

They can be boiled, baked, and mashed

Make crisps, croquettes, and hash browns,

And can also be sliced or chipped for frying

The Potato can also be distilled into Vodka

They are so versatile; they make it look as if

All the other vegetables aren’t even trying