A Lawyer is nothing like a Gigolo
And
that’s certainly not a crime
Because
any ordinary Gigolo will
Only
screw one person at a time
A Lawyer is nothing like a Gigolo
And
that’s certainly not a crime
Because
any ordinary Gigolo will
Only
screw one person at a time
What looks good on a burglar?
And
is colored black and tan?
Not a swag bag or a Balaclava
No ski mask but a Doberman
What you should do if not sure
If
ever you run over a Solicitor
Firstly,
back over him to be sure
Look
around to see if anyone saw
And
thirdly as it is a very big deal
Put
another notch on the steering wheel
What is it that a Goose can do?
But
what a Duck is unable to
And a Lawyer really should do?
The answer without further ado
Is
stick his bill up his - ooooh!
I’ll tell you how, if you ever see
To get a Politician out of a tree?
It’s a really easy one you dope
Just
climb up and cut the rope
Now the difference you will find to fit
Between
a Lawyer and a bucket of shit
Is
only as a matter of fact the Bucket
Last winter it was just about as cold as it can get
And
I saw a “dipper” stood outside the launderette
It
was so cold you wouldn’t even go out for cigarettes
So
cold he stood with his hands in his own pockets