Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well contrary to the fable
It was to avoid ending
up
On the Thanksgiving
table
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well contrary to the fable
It was to avoid ending
up
On the Thanksgiving
table
If only your left leg was Thanksgiving
And your right leg was
Christmas day
Then I could devote
all of my time
Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony,
For people who, from
the moment they open the door
Will fight tooth and
claw over materialistic things
That the day after celebrating all they were thankful for
I can say that this year I will be
Celebrating Black
Friday
By completely ignoring
it
Which is in my
traditional way
The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as
"Black Friday"
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
It's sad that in Democratic America
That Black Friday
gives them more of a lift
Than Good Friday, as
they are more
Interested in bargains
than the greatest gift
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the
shelves on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
What do the well-fed shoppers eat
Among the throng on
Black Friday?
Obviously, they gorge
themselves
On leftovers from
Thanksgiving Day
The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as
"Black Friday"
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
I think Black Friday
Is an appropriate name
It’s not a happy event
It’s like the Hunger
Games
What do the well fed shoppers eat
Among the throng on
Black Friday?
Obviously they gorge
themselves
On leftovers from
Thanksgiving Day
At thanksgiving time
Turkeys, will like as
not
Do the thanksgiving
dance
Known as the turkey
trot
In all the photos of her
She was terribly Red Eyed
I thought it was the camera
But no matter how I tried
I couldn’t get a good shot
But it wasn’t a lack of skill
Or any technical fault
It turned out she was evil
Are you wearing a turkey suit?
I really love holiday
pranks
But you look like a
total arse
And for that I give
thanks
Why did the turkey cross the road?
There was a very
simple reason
It was due to a lack
of options for a Turkey
During the
Thanksgiving season
The Thanksgiving Turkey
Risked being stricken
When he crossed the
road
To prove he wasn't
chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well contrary to the
fable
It was to avoid ending
up
On the Thanksgiving
table
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the
shelves on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
If only your left leg was Thanksgiving
And your right leg was
Christmas day
Then I could devote
all of my time