CRISP ETIQUETTE

 

The chunky McCoy’s

Are the crisps for boys

The fluffy puffy curls

Are suitable for girls

And the uniform Pringles

Are for the sad singles

THE TRUTH ABOUT PRINGLES

 

Pringles are all uniform

The same weight shape and size

Pringles are never any different

They never ever surprise

 

The Pringles stack in a tube

They fit in ever so neatly

They were obviously designed

For those with OCD