THERE WAS A MURDER IN A NORFOLK VILLAGE

 

There was a murder in a Norfolk village

But the police are struggling to solve it

In fact they can’t even identify the body

Despite the corpse having an additional digit

The DNA matches everyone in the village

And dental records aren’t helping a bit

SPLITTING UP

 

In Norwich at my local pub, I sat

After a pint and a couple of gins

And contemplated relationships

With my muckers for their sins

“I’m divorcing my sweetheart

And soul mate” I tell my friends

“There will be no animosity” I add

“And we will always stay cousins”