HELP LINE # 3

 

I phoned the incontinence help line today

To say “I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”

In the hope of having my condition assuaged

But try as I might it was always engaged

HELP LINE # 2

I phoned the incontinence help line today

“I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”

But I was extremely disappointed to be told

By the disembodied voice that I should hold 

HELP LINE

 

I phoned the incontinence help line today

“I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”

“Where are you ringing from Mrs. Brown”?

I of course replied “from the waist down”